Commercial #2

Okay, here’s a commercial concept based on your request:

[SCENE START]

EXT. GOTHAM CITY STREETS – NIGHT

Rain slicks the dark asphalt. Sirens wail in the distance, growing louder. A stolen Lexus GX, its headlights cutting through the downpour, speeds recklessly through the streets. Inside, THE JOKER, face painted in smeared chaos, cackles maniacally as he swerves between lanes.

JOKER
(Laughing)
Come on, Batsy’s boys! You’ll never catch me! This baby’s got pep!

Two police cruisers, lights flashing, pursue closely.

POLICE OFFICER (V.O.)
Suspect vehicle is a stolen Lexus GX, license plate… uh, never mind, he just ripped it off. Proceed with extreme caution, suspect is armed and extremely dangerous.

The Joker glances in the rearview mirror, his grin widening.

JOKER
Armed? Honey, I’m hilarious!

Suddenly, a bright yellow vehicle appears from a side street. It’s THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS, driven by MS. FRIZZLE, who is wearing her signature eccentric outfit.

MS. FRIZZLE
(Singing)
Ride on the Magic School Bus!

EXT. INTERSECTION – CONTINUOUS

The Joker, distracted, doesn’t see the school bus until it’s too late.

JOKER
(Screaming)
Aaaargh! What in the…?

CRASH!

The Lexus GX slams head-on into the Magic School Bus. The bus, surprisingly sturdy, barely registers the impact, though the kids inside yell. The Lexus, however, is totaled, smoke pouring from the crumpled hood.

EXT. CRASH SITE – MOMENTS LATER

Police cars surround the scene. The Joker is being pulled, disoriented and bruised, from the wreckage. Ms. Frizzle emerges from the bus, checking on her students.

MS. FRIZZLE
Alright, kids, let’s take a field trip to the hospital!

V.O. (MORGAN & MORGAN)
Injured in an accident? Whether it’s a clown in a stolen car or a school bus gone wild, you deserve compensation.

EXT. MORGAN & MORGAN OFFICE – DAY

The Morgan & Morgan logo is displayed prominently.

V.O. (MORGAN & MORGAN)
Call Morgan & Morgan. We fight for you.

[SCENE END]

Okay, here’s a commercial concept for Walgreens featuring Little Bear, set in Gotham City:

[SCENE START]

EXT. GOTHAM CITY STREET – DAY

A surprisingly bright and sunny day in Gotham. Little Bear, looking a bit lost and out of place in his signature blue overalls, stands on a busy corner, clutching a crumpled piece of paper. He looks worried.

LITTLE BEAR
(Softly)
Oh dear, I seem to be lost. And I need ingredients for Mother Bear’s special honey cakes!

A gruff-looking GOTHAM CITIZEN hurries past, nearly bumping into him.

GOTHAM CITIZEN
Watch it, kid! This ain’t no picnic.

Little Bear shrinks back, even more distressed.

LITTLE BEAR
(To himself)
Maybe I should have stayed in the forest…

Suddenly, a friendly face appears: BATGIRL (Barbara Gordon), in civilian clothes, smiles warmly at Little Bear.

BATGIRL (BARBARA)
Are you alright, little guy? You look a little lost.

LITTLE BEAR
(Tearfully)
I am! I need to find a place to get honey, flour, and berries for Mother Bear’s honey cakes, but I don’t know where to go in this big city.

Barbara smiles and points across the street.

BATGIRL (BARBARA)
Well, you’re in luck! See that store over there? That’s Walgreens. They have everything you need, and more!

EXT. WALGREENS – CONTINUOUS

Little Bear enters the brightly lit Walgreens. The store is clean and well-stocked. A helpful WALGREENS EMPLOYEE approaches him.

WALGREENS EMPLOYEE
Welcome to Walgreens! Can I help you find anything?

LITTLE BEAR
Yes, please! I need honey, flour, and fresh berries.

WALGREENS EMPLOYEE
Right this way!

The employee leads Little Bear through the aisles, pointing out the various products. Little Bear is amazed by the selection.

LITTLE BEAR
So many choices!

INT. WALGREENS – MOMENTS LATER

Little Bear is at the checkout counter, his basket full of ingredients. He smiles happily.

LITTLE BEAR
Thank you so much! You’ve saved the day!

WALGREENS EMPLOYEE
You’re very welcome! Come back anytime.

EXT. GOTHAM CITY STREET – DAY

Little Bear exits Walgreens, his basket full of groceries. Batgirl is waiting for him.

BATGIRL (BARBARA)
Everything you needed?

LITTLE BEAR
Yes! Thank you for showing me Walgreens! Now I can make Mother Bear’s honey cakes!

V.O. (WALGREENS)
Walgreens. Your friendly neighborhood store, even in Gotham City. We’ve got everything you need, from everyday essentials to special ingredients for Mother Bear’s honey cakes.

EXT. WALGREENS – DAY

The Walgreens logo is displayed prominently.

V.O. (WALGREENS)
Walgreens. Trusted since 1901.

[SCENE END]

Okay, here’s a commercial concept for McDonald’s featuring Batman vs. the Riddler:

[SCENE START]

EXT. GOTHAM CITY ROOFTOP – NIGHT

Rain lashes down on a gothic skyscraper. BATMAN, silhouetted against the stormy sky, stands vigilant. Suddenly, a green question mark appears projected onto a nearby building.

RIDDLER (V.O.)
Riddle me this, Batman! What’s golden, delicious, and the only thing that can satisfy a super-crime fighter’s hunger?

Batman throws a Batarang at the projection, shattering it.

BATMAN
Riddler.

EXT. GOTHAM CITY STREETS – CONTINUOUS

The Riddler, in his signature green suit and bowler hat, is driving a modified golf cart, plastered with question marks, through the streets of Gotham. He’s broadcasting a message through a loudspeaker.

RIDDLER
(Through loudspeaker)
Come one, come all, to the ultimate brain-teaser! Solve my riddles, and win a prize beyond your wildest dreams! Or…just head to McDonald’s for a Big Mac. Your choice, really.

Batman drops down in front of the golf cart, blocking its path.

BATMAN
Your riddles end here, Riddler.

RIDDLER
(Smiling slyly)
Oh, I wouldn’t be so sure, Batsy. I’ve hidden clues all over Gotham! The first one leads to the location of…well, let’s just say it’s something you wouldn’t want to miss. And the answer is…a sesame seed bun!

INT. MCDONALD’S – NIGHT

Inside a brightly lit McDonald’s, people are enjoying their meals. Batman bursts through the doors, cape billowing. He scans the room.

BATMAN
(Gravelly voice)
Where is it?

A young BOY, sitting at a table with his family, points to his Happy Meal.

BOY
Is it the toy? I got a Batman toy!

Batman approaches the table and picks up the Happy Meal box. He opens it and pulls out a small, folded piece of paper.

BATMAN
(Reading)
“What has an arch, golden and grand, and is known throughout the land?”

He looks up, his eyes widening.

BATMAN
The Golden Arches!

EXT. MCDONALD’S – CONTINUOUS

Batman races out of the McDonald’s and looks up at the iconic Golden Arches sign. The Riddler is standing on top of the sign, holding a lever.

RIDDLER
(Laughing)
Correct, Batman! But what does the lever do? Perhaps it releases a swarm of robotic question marks! Or maybe…it just activates the drive-thru speaker!

INT. BATMOBILE – CONTINUOUS

Batman jumps into the Batmobile and activates the Bat-computer.

BAT-COMPUTER
Analyzing Riddler’s riddle…Solution: The lever activates the drive-thru speaker.

EXT. MCDONALD’S DRIVE-THRU – CONTINUOUS

Batman pulls up to the drive-thru speaker. The Riddler’s voice crackles through the speaker.

RIDDLER (V.O.)
Welcome to McDonald’s, Batman! What can I get for you?

BATMAN
(Into speaker)
A Big Mac, large fries, and a chocolate shake. And your surrender.

RIDDLER (V.O.)
(Sighs)
Fine, fine. You win this round, Batman. But I’ll be back! And next time, the riddles will be even cheesier!

The Riddler jumps down from the sign and disappears into the night. Batman receives his McDonald’s order.

INT. BATMOBILE – MOMENTS LATER

Batman sits in the Batmobile, enjoying his Big Mac.

V.O. (MCDONALD’S)
McDonald’s. Even Gotham’s greatest detective needs a break.

EXT. MCDONALD’S – NIGHT

The McDonald’s logo is displayed prominently, with the Bat-Signal shining in the sky above it.

V.O. (MCDONALD’S)
I’m lovin’ it.

Okay, here’s a commercial concept for Giant Foods featuring The Flash, set in Gotham City:

[SCENE START]

EXT. GOTHAM CITY STREET – DAY

A rare sunny day in Gotham. People are cautiously enjoying the weather. Suddenly, a bank robbery alarm blares in the distance.

GOTHAM CITIZEN 1
Oh, great. Not again.

GOTHAM CITIZEN 2
I just want to get some groceries.

A red and yellow blur streaks past. It’s THE FLASH, arriving at the bank robbery in the blink of an eye.

EXT. BANK – CONTINUOUS

The Flash quickly apprehends the robbers, tying them up with lightning-fast speed.

FLASH
(Smiling)
Alright, folks, show’s over! Gotham PD will be here any second. Gotta run!

The Flash speeds off, leaving the bewildered robbers behind.

EXT. GIANT FOODS – CONTINUOUS

The Flash skids to a halt in front of a Giant Foods supermarket. He’s breathing heavily, but still smiling.

FLASH
(To himself)
Time for some serious refueling.

INT. GIANT FOODS – CONTINUOUS

The Flash zooms through the aisles of Giant Foods, grabbing items with incredible speed. He fills his cart with fruits, vegetables, energy bars, and gallons of electrolyte drinks.

FLASH
(Narrating)
Being the Fastest Man Alive takes a lot of energy. That’s why I shop at Giant Foods. They’ve got everything I need to keep my metabolism running at top speed.

He stops at the produce section, examining a head of lettuce with lightning-fast scrutiny.

FLASH
(Narrating)
Gotta make sure it’s fresh! Giant Foods always has the freshest produce in Gotham.

He zooms past a display of energy bars, grabbing a handful.

FLASH
(Narrating)
And these energy bars are a lifesaver when I’m chasing down bad guys.

INT. GIANT FOODS CHECKOUT – CONTINUOUS

The Flash is at the checkout, paying for his groceries with a Flash-branded credit card. The cashier is amazed by the speed at which he unloaded his cart.

CASHIER
Wow, you’re fast!

FLASH
(Winking)
That’s me! And thanks to Giant Foods, I’ll be back on the streets of Gotham in no time.

EXT. GOTHAM CITY STREETS – CONTINUOUS

The Flash speeds through the streets of Gotham, carrying his Giant Foods grocery bags. He stops to help an elderly woman cross the street, then zooms off again.

V.O. (GIANT FOODS)
Giant Foods. Fueling Gotham’s heroes, one grocery trip at a time.

EXT. GIANT FOODS – DAY

The Giant Foods logo is displayed prominently, with a subtle lightning bolt design incorporated into the logo.

V.O. (GIANT FOODS)
Giant Foods. Everything you need, and more.

Okay, here’s a commercial concept for IBM featuring Superman, set in Gotham City:

[SCENE START]

EXT. GOTHAM CITY SKYLINE – NIGHT

Dark clouds swirl above Gotham. A single spotlight shines, cutting through the gloom. SUPERMAN soars into view, a beacon of hope against the oppressive atmosphere.

SUPERMAN
(Voiceover, calm and reassuring)
Even in the darkest corners, there’s always a way to find solutions.

INT. GOTHAM CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT – NIGHT

COMMISSIONER GORDON sits at his desk, surrounded by stacks of paperwork. He looks overwhelmed. The Bat-Signal is visible outside his window.

COMMISSIONER GORDON
(Sighing)
We’re drowning in data. Crime statistics, witness statements, forensic reports…it’s impossible to connect the dots.

SUPERMAN
(Appearing in the doorway)
Commissioner, perhaps I can offer some assistance.

COMMISSIONER GORDON
Superman! I appreciate the thought, but this is more than even you can handle. We need something to process and analyze information faster than humanly possible.

SUPERMAN
That’s where IBM comes in.

INT. GOTHAM CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT – DATA CENTER – DAY

The GCPD’s data center has been transformed. Sleek, modern IBM servers hum quietly, processing vast amounts of data. Technicians work efficiently at their workstations.

SUPERMAN
(Narrating)
IBM’s advanced AI and data analytics solutions can help organizations like the Gotham City Police Department unlock insights hidden within their data, predict future trends, and make informed decisions.

COMMISSIONER GORDON
(Looking at a holographic display showing crime patterns)
Incredible! We can now identify crime hotspots, predict criminal behavior, and allocate resources more effectively.

SUPERMAN
(Smiling)
IBM helps you work smarter, not harder.

EXT. GOTHAM CITY STREETS – DAY

Police officers, guided by IBM’s data-driven insights, are proactively preventing crime. The streets are safer and more orderly.

SUPERMAN
(Narrating)
From law enforcement to healthcare to finance, IBM is helping organizations around the world solve their most complex challenges.

INT. GOTHAM CITY – TECH STARTUP – DAY

A group of young entrepreneurs are using IBM’s cloud computing platform to develop innovative solutions for Gotham’s problems.

SUPERMAN
(Narrating)
IBM empowers innovators to build a better future.

EXT. GOTHAM CITY SKYLINE – DAY

Superman soars above Gotham, the city looking brighter and more hopeful than before.

SUPERMAN
(Voiceover)
IBM. Let’s put smart to work.

ON SCREEN: The IBM logo appears, followed by the tagline: “Let’s Create.”

Okay, here’s a commercial concept for Mucinex featuring Shrek in Gotham, with Donkey having mucus issues, Mr. Mucus confronting them, and Batman intervening:

[SCENE START]

EXT. GOTHAM CITY ALLEY – NIGHT

Rain slicks the dark alley. SHREK and DONKEY are walking through Gotham, looking utterly out of place. Donkey is coughing and wheezing.

DONKEY
(Raspy voice)
Shrek, I don’t feel so good. This Gotham air is messing with my sinuses! I got so much gunk in my chest, I could build a swamp!

Shrek sighs, looking annoyed.

SHREK
Quit yer complainin’, Donkey. We just need to find that magic potion for Fiona.

Suddenly, a giant, green, gelatinous blob with a sinister grin oozes out of the shadows. It’s MR. MUCUS.

MR. MUCUS
(Gooey voice)
Well, well, well. What have we here? Looks like someone’s got a bad case of the Mucus Monster! I’m here to make your day even more miserable!

Donkey coughs violently, clutching his chest.

DONKEY
(Gasping)
Oh, no! Not you again!

Shrek steps forward, glaring at Mr. Mucus.

SHREK
Get outta here, you slimy freak! Nobody messes with my Donkey!

MR. MUCUS
(Laughing)
Oh, I think I will! He’s the perfect breeding ground for more of me!

Suddenly, a Batarang whizzes past Mr. Mucus’s head, narrowly missing him.

BATMAN
(Voice from the shadows)
I wouldn’t do that if I were you.

Batman drops down from the rooftops, landing silently between Shrek, Donkey, and Mr. Mucus.

BATMAN
This city has enough problems without you spreading your germs.

MR. MUCUS
(Scoffs)
You can’t stop me, Batman! I’m everywhere!

Batman pulls out a can of Mucinex.

BATMAN
Not anymore.

He sprays Mr. Mucus with the Mucinex. The blob recoils in horror, shrinking rapidly.

MR. MUCUS
(Screaming)
No! Not the expectorant!

Batman delivers a swift kick, sending the weakened Mr. Mucus flying into a nearby open prison transport van. The doors slam shut.

BATMAN
Consider yourself contained.

He turns to Shrek and Donkey.

BATMAN
I suggest you get your friend some Mucinex. It’ll clear up that congestion.

INT. GOTHAM PHARMACY – CONTINUOUS

Shrek is buying Mucinex for Donkey. Donkey is already looking a little better.

DONKEY
(Voice a little clearer)
Thanks, Shrek. And thanks, Bat-dude!

SHREK
(Grumbling)
Don’t mention it.

V.O. (MUCINEX)
Don’t let congestion ruin your day. Mucinex clears mucus fast, so you can get back to what matters.

ON SCREEN: Mucinex logo and product shot.

Okay, here’s a commercial concept for Charmin set in Gotham, featuring the Charmin Bears in a portable toilet:

[SCENE START]

EXT. GOTHAM CITY CONSTRUCTION SITE – DAY

A bustling construction site in Gotham, building a new skyscraper. Amidst the chaos, a bright blue portable toilet stands out. Inside, the CHARMIN BEARS (Papa Bear, Mama Bear, and the Baby Bears) are enjoying a moment of privacy.

PAPA BEAR
(Sighing contentedly)
Ah, this Charmin Ultra is just what I needed. Even in Gotham, a bear can find a little comfort.

MAMA BEAR
(Smiling)
It’s so soft and absorbent! Perfect for the whole family.

The Baby Bears giggle and play with a roll of Charmin Ultra.

BABY BEAR 1
This is the best potty break ever!

BABY BEAR 2
So fluffy!

Suddenly, the portable toilet begins to shake violently.

PAPA BEAR
What in the honey pot is going on?!

EXT. GOTHAM CITY CONSTRUCTION SITE – CONTINUOUS

A truck from GOTHAM SEPTIC CO. pulls up to the portable toilet. A gruff-looking WORKER hooks up the portable toilet to the truck’s crane.

WORKER
(Yelling)
Alright, let’s get this thing outta here!

INT. PORTABLE TOILET – CONTINUOUS

The Charmin Bears are tossed around as the portable toilet is lifted into the air.

MAMA BEAR
Oh, dear! Hold on tight, everyone!

PAPA BEAR
This isn’t exactly the scenic tour I had in mind!

EXT. GOTHAM CITY STREETS – CONTINUOUS

The Gotham Septic Co. truck drives through the streets of Gotham, the portable toilet swinging precariously from the crane. People stare in disbelief.

GOTHAM CITIZEN 1
(Pointing)
What in the world…?

GOTHAM CITIZEN 2
Only in Gotham!

INT. PORTABLE TOILET – CONTINUOUS

The Charmin Bears are still holding on, but they’re starting to look a little queasy.

BABY BEAR 1
I think I’m gonna be sick!

BABY BEAR 2
Me too!

PAPA BEAR
Just remember what we always say, family: Enjoy the go!

EXT. GOTHAM CITY DUMP – DAY

The Gotham Septic Co. truck arrives at the city dump. The worker unhooks the portable toilet and dumps it unceremoniously into a pile of garbage.

INT. PORTABLE TOILET – CONTINUOUS

The Charmin Bears emerge from the portable toilet, covered in grime but still smiling.

MAMA BEAR
Well, that was an adventure!

PAPA BEAR
At least we had Charmin Ultra.

V.O. (CHARMIN)
Even in the toughest situations, Charmin Ultra provides the comfort you can count on. Charmin Ultra: Enjoy the go!

ON SCREEN: Charmin Ultra logo and product shot.

Okay, here’s a commercial concept for The Real Yellow Pages featuring Batman vs. The Joker:

[SCENE START]

EXT. GOTHAM CITY STREETS – NIGHT

Rain lashes down. The Joker, driving a stolen ice cream truck painted with question marks, speeds recklessly through the streets. He’s broadcasting a chaotic message through a loudspeaker.

JOKER (V.O.)
(Through loudspeaker)
Greetings, Gotham! The Joker’s here to spread a little…mayhem! Free ice cream for everyone! But there’s a catch! It’s all…poisoned! Ha ha ha!

Batman, perched on a gargoyle, observes the chaos below.

BATMAN
(Gravelly voice)
This ends now, Joker.

EXT. GOTHAM CITY STREETS – CONTINUOUS

Batman drops down in front of the ice cream truck, forcing it to swerve and crash into a stack of garbage cans.

JOKER
(Emerging from the wreckage, laughing)
Batsy! You’re just in time for dessert!

BATMAN
Where are you getting your supplies, Joker? I know you’re not making this stuff yourself.

JOKER
(Waving his hand dismissively)
That’s a trade secret, Batsy! But let’s just say I found a…very accommodating supplier.

BATMAN
(Pulling out a tattered copy of The Real Yellow Pages)
Time to do some digging.

INT. BATCAVE – NIGHT

Batman is at his computer, using The Real Yellow Pages online to search for chemical suppliers, novelty stores, and anything else that might be connected to the Joker’s scheme.

BATMAN
(Narrating)
In Gotham, finding the right information can be a matter of life and death. The Real Yellow Pages helps me find the resources I need, fast.

He finds a listing for “Ace Chemical Supplies,” with a suspicious note about “no questions asked” delivery.

BATMAN
(Narrating)
Aha!

EXT. ACE CHEMICAL SUPPLIES – NIGHT

Batman confronts the owner of Ace Chemical Supplies, a shady character named MR. GRIMES.

BATMAN
Mr. Grimes, I know you’ve been supplying the Joker.

MR. GRIMES
(Nervously)
I don’t know what you’re talking about!

Batman shows him a page from The Real Yellow Pages, circled with a Bat-symbol.

BATMAN
Your listing says “discreet service guaranteed.” That’s all the proof I need.

MR. GRIMES
(Sighing)
Alright, alright, I confess! He paid me a lot of money!

EXT. GOTHAM CITY STREETS – CONTINUOUS

Batman apprehends the Joker, who is trying to escape in a stolen clown car.

BATMAN
Your reign of terror is over, Joker.

JOKER
(Laughing maniacally)
You may have stopped me this time, Batsy, but I’ll be back! And next time, I’ll have The Real Yellow Pages too!

V.O. (THE REAL YELLOW PAGES)
The Real Yellow Pages. Find what you need, fast. Even in Gotham.

ON SCREEN: The Real Yellow Pages logo and website address.

Okay, here’s a commercial concept for Menards featuring Lex Luthor in Gotham:

[SCENE START]

EXT. LEXCORP TOWER – GOTHAM – DAY

LexCorp Tower dominates the Gotham skyline, a sleek, modern structure of steel and glass. LEX LUTHER, impeccably dressed, stands on the helipad, surveying the city.

LEX LUTHER (V.O.)
Gotham. A city of potential…and problems. Problems that require solutions. Solutions that require resources.

INT. LEXCORP TOWER – CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY

Lex Luthor is meeting with his executives. A holographic display shows blueprints for a new LexCorp research facility.

LEX LUTHER
Gentlemen, this facility will be the cornerstone of our Gotham expansion. We need the best materials, the most reliable equipment, and the most competitive prices.

LEXCORP EXECUTIVE 1
Where do you suggest we source these materials, Mr. Luthor?

LEX LUTHER
There’s only one place that meets my exacting standards: Menards.

INT. MENARDS – GOTHAM – DAY

Lex Luthor, surprisingly, is pushing a shopping cart through a brightly lit Menards store. He’s surrounded by building materials, tools, and appliances. He examines a high-end power drill with a critical eye.

LEX LUTHER (V.O.)
Menards offers a vast selection of quality products, all at surprisingly low prices. It’s the perfect place to find everything you need to build a better tomorrow. Or, in my case, a better LexCorp.

He stops at the lumber section, running his hand over a stack of premium hardwood.

LEX LUTHER
(To a MENARDS EMPLOYEE)
I require the finest lumber available. No imperfections. No compromises.

MENARDS EMPLOYEE
(Smiling)
You’ve come to the right place, sir! We guarantee the quality of our lumber.

INT. LEXCORP TOWER – CONSTRUCTION SITE – DAY

Construction workers are busy building the new LexCorp research facility. The site is clean, organized, and efficient.

LEX LUTHER (V.O.)
With Menards, I can be confident that my projects will be completed on time, within budget, and to the highest standards.

EXT. LEXCORP TOWER – GOTHAM – NIGHT

The completed LexCorp research facility stands tall, a symbol of innovation and progress. Lex Luthor looks out over the city, a satisfied smirk on his face.

LEX LUTHER
LexCorp. Building a better future, one project at a time. Thanks to Menards.

ON SCREEN: The Menards logo and slogan: “Menards: Dedicated to Service & Quality.”

Okay, here’s a commercial concept for Physician’s Mutual set in Gotham, featuring Batman, Miss Frizzle, her class, and The Penguin ending up in the hospital:

[SCENE START]

EXT. GOTHAM CITY STREETS – DAY

A chaotic scene unfolds in Gotham. THE PENGUIN, in his top hat and monocle, leads a flock of trained penguins as they waddle down the street, causing mayhem. MISS FRIZZLE and her class are observing from the Magic School Bus.

MS. FRIZZLE
Alright, class! Today, we’re learning about the importance of financial security in case of unexpected events!

TIM (CLASSMATE)
But Ms. Frizzle, what does that have to do with penguins?

MS. FRIZZLE
(Waving her hand)
Everything, Tim! Everything!

Suddenly, Batman swings down, landing directly in front of The Penguin.

BATMAN
(Gravelly voice)
Penguin, your reign of feathered terror ends now!

THE PENGUIN
(Scoffs)
You’ll never catch me, Batman! These are highly trained avian operatives!

The penguins attack, but Batman easily dodges them. One penguin, however, accidentally trips The Penguin, sending him sprawling.

THE PENGUIN
(Yelling)
Aargh! My hip!

INT. GOTHAM GENERAL HOSPITAL – DAY

The Penguin is lying in a hospital bed, looking miserable. He’s surrounded by medical equipment.

THE PENGUIN
(Grumbling)
This is all Batman’s fault! And now I’m stuck with these exorbitant medical bills!

Miss Frizzle and her class arrive at the hospital.

MS. FRIZZLE
(Cheerfully)
Don’t worry, Mr. Penguin! That’s why you need Physician’s Mutual!

THE PENGUIN
(Confused)
Physician’s what-now?

MS. FRIZZLE
Physician’s Mutual! They offer affordable supplemental insurance plans that can help cover unexpected medical expenses.

ARNOLD (CLASSMATE)
Yeah! They help protect your savings from those big, scary hospital bills!

INT. HOSPITAL ROOM – CONTINUOUS

A Physician’s Mutual representative enters the room, smiling warmly.

PHYSICIAN’S MUTUAL REP
That’s right! With Physician’s Mutual, you can focus on getting better, not worrying about the cost.

THE PENGUIN
(Intrigued)
So, even a supervillain can get coverage?

PHYSICIAN’S MUTUAL REP
Absolutely! We believe everyone deserves access to quality healthcare.

EXT. GOTHAM CITY STREETS – DAY

Batman is watching from a rooftop as Miss Frizzle and her class wave goodbye to The Penguin, who is now filling out a Physician’s Mutual application.

BATMAN
(Narrating)
Even in Gotham, everyone needs a little peace of mind. Physician’s Mutual helps protect you from the unexpected.

ON SCREEN: The Physician’s Mutual logo and slogan.